is this a giant can of coke or just a little version of me, that you will never know
Giant can of coke. you can see that the bottom of the can is flat, for starters. And then there’s the fact that the bottom is screwed on (if you look closely you can see the small indent where one screw is), also the shine of the can is different than a regular can. And lastly, the two stickers on the bottom of the can.
congratufuckinglations you found out that i am in fact not a human smaller than a pop can amazing job
i hate teachers who dont let u go to the bathroom because “too many people went already” like yea but none of those people were me and our bladders arent connected so just because they peed already doesnt mean i dont have to pee anymore
•start at one corner
•find something from 5 years ago and stare at it nostalgically for 10 hours
•go to bed
i’m that kind of person who between two choices always pick the wrong one